A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be d
aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k k
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Shadi say pehlay, Boy: Atlast wo din agaya, Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay? Boy: No way aisa sochna b mat Girl: Wil u kiss me? Boy: Yes Girl: Tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi? Boy: No not at all Girl: do u love me? Boy: Yes dear Girl: Oh dear!! Shadi k baad Ab zArA uLta sms pArho.