We Always Hold Hands

Random Jokes

• 75 Year Old

  75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya “ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA” 7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya “Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, “Farishtey” Atey Hain”

• How Long Shall We Be Friends

  How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

• I Was Never Tired Of This Life

  I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

• What Does A Blonde And A Beer Bottle

  Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A : They're both empty from the neck up.

• Santa - Express Kitne Bje Ki Hai

  Santa - Express kitne bje ki hai? TT- 9 baje Santa- Local? TT- 11 baje Santa - malgadi? TT- 1 baje TT- jana kahan hai? Santa- Patri par Potty karne..

• Kuch Log Khas

  Kuch log khas hote hai,Har pal paas hote hai, Khushiyo me shamil hote, Aur gham me b saath rehte hai, Log unhe Dost, aur Hum unhe "AAP" kehte hain.

• A Fellow Was Very Much In Love With

  A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be d

• Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Sahab

  aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k k

• Ur Precious Love

  Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel lik Im wlaking but my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

• Sanu Yaar De

  Sanu yaar de mukhde cho rabb disda, hun dovaan cho naam lavaan kisda, Dadea rabba ve maaf kari, tere cho yaar nahi yaar cho tu disda.

• Teacher - Where Does

  Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

• TIME TO SLEEP

  TIME TO SLEEP LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

• Shadi Say Pehlay, Boy - Atlast Wo Din Agaya

  Shadi say pehlay, Boy: Atlast wo din agaya, Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay? Boy: No way aisa sochna b mat Girl: Wil u kiss me? Boy: Yes Girl: Tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi? Boy: No not at all Girl: do u love me? Boy: Yes dear Girl: Oh dear!! Shadi k baad Ab zArA uLta sms pArho.

• Smile Is A Curve

  Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday …….

• The Only Way

  The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.