Random Jokes

• As The Doctor

  As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober"

• Give A Man A Free Hand and He'll Run

  Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West

• I Stopped Caring About Anniversaries

  10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don't lik

• Phoolon Ki Tarah Phoolo

  Phoolon ki tarah phoolo tum, Baharo ki tarah zulo tum, Bus ye khwaish hai humko na bhulo tum.

• Ek Ladki Nurse

  Ek Ladki Nurse Se: “Meri Choot Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain.” Nurse: “Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?” Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do.” Nurse: “Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi….“

• THINK LIFE IS

  THINK LIFE IS NOT A REHEARSAL EACH DAY IS A NEW SHOW,NO REPEAT, NO REWIND SO GIVE UR BEST SHOT IN ALL UR WORTHY ACTS AS THE SHOW GOS ON & ON GOOD NIGHT

• At The Scene Of An Accident

  At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

• Interviewer - Aap Kisi MAHILA Mein

  Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?

• Ek Zamana Tha

  Ek Zamana Tha Jab Subah "Kukruku" Kar k Murghay Humen jagatay they. Aur Ek Aaj ka Zamana dekho. Humen sms kar k Murghon ko Jagana Parta hai. "Good Morning"

• Wife Meaning In Hindi

  Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife : No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

• Funny Shayari

  Here some best Funny Shayri Messages are available for your Mobile Phones: Funny Shayari Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai. Khayal ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigah ko kisi soora

• If I Died Or Travelled Far

  if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

• At The Rehearsal Dinner For My

  At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten minutes worth of curses that would befall the groom if he didn't marry the pregnant girl like he promised. It was set up by the boss'

• I'm Sending This Bouquet Of Love

  I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary

• A Doctor Got A Call

  A doctor got a call from a very excited woman, “My son just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?” He replied, “Give him a headache, what else?”