Punjabi Sms:

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.
Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do.
Papa: Apne aap lai lae.
Munda: Papa, please tusi de do.
Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga.
Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde aana.

1st man: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
2nd man: Gold ring de de.
1st man: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
2nd man: fir MRF da tyre de de.

Panjabi man: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Lo sir.
Panjabi man: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.
Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?
Panjabi man: Jad tu paise mangega.

Ik sherni nach rahi si,
usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi dekh ke.

Indian Jokes:

A pig Goes to GUINNESS BOOK OFFICE to check , that he is still the Most

Ugly animal on earth or Not?

He came out angrily and shouted – Ye saali Mayawati Kaun hai ?

Laxman apni wali ghar chhod gya.

Rawan dusre ki utha laya.

Hanuman ki apni to thi nhi magar

dusre ki khojne me Lanka jala dali.-

Ram ko apni wapas pane ke liye 10 din tak yudhdh

karna pada.

or end me kya hua?

Jis biwi ke kaarann itni badi Ramayann hui wo undrground ho gayi.

Sonu: What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?

Monu: watch bigadti hai to ‘BAND ‘ ho jati hai aur wife bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai.

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.

Man : Hoga kyon nahi? 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Train mein Raju ke 50 Rs. kho gaye….

tabhi ek musalmaan bola : ya allah BISMILLAH

Raju : abe saale, tujhe 20 mila, to baki 30 kisko mila?