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Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yaar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

Hum pagal aapke pichhe
aap pagal kisi or ke pichhe
koi or pagal hamare pichhe
Saare pagal aage pichhe.

Sanju: Roz Subah 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Raju: Vo kaise?
Sanju: Main girls collage bus ka Driver hu na isliye.

Bandar ki Beti – Papa muje bhi shadi karni hai.
Bandar – Beti sabra karo, Dulha abhi sms padh raha hai, padh ke muskraye to samjo rishta pakka.

August 27, 2011   No Comments


Hindi Sms Love

Hindi Sms Love:

 

Bahane bana ke apse baat karte hai,

har pal apko mehsus kiya karte hai,

itni baar to aap saans bhi nahi lete honge…

jitni baar hum apko yaad kiya karte hai.

 

Duaaon ki bheed me ek dua hamaari,

Jis me maangi hamane har khushi tumhari,

Jab bhi muskuraye aap Dil se…..

Samazo dua kubul hui hamari…

 

Ae barish jara tham k baras,

jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,

pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,

phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake…

 

Vaise to kai Dost hai hamare,

jaise asmaan me kai tare

par aap Dosti K aasman K woh chand hai

jiske samne fikey padte hai sare sitare

 

apki hasi pe chhidakte hain hum jaan

aapki khushi pe to hai sab kuch kurbaan

apke bin to ye jahan lage veeran

kyuki aap to hai jaise is dil ka gulistaan

 

Chaho aap jise chahat se zyada.

Sapne dekho aap jiske nind se zyada.

Mango aap jise mannat se zyada.

Khuda kare wo bhi aapko pyar kare

apni “SAANSO”se zyada.

August 10, 2011   No Comments

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