Here some Marathi Sms Messages available for your Mobile phones:

Marathi Sms

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda.
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat,” yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!” Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!

Here some best Santa Banta Sms Message available for your Mobile Phones:

Santa Banta Sms

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir PHD karwaunga fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir achha sa rishta dekh ke uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.

Santa : O Banno car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Biwi : Oji car ke break fail ho gaya hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

Judge: Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega..
Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega?