A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says, “Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?” The man replies, “Don’t ask me lady, I’m just a painter!”
Tag Archive for Doctor Patient Jokes
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Oct 2009
Harry Answers The
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”
Harry says, “My God. What’s the good news?”
The doctor says, “I’m kidding. She’s dead.”