Category — Punjabi Sardar Jokes

Punjabi Jokes:

Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.
Ik kudi Bante de gal lag ke ron lag payi.
Santa to girl: Idhar aao ji, eh mere vi ohi lagde si jo Bante de lagde si.

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar vich Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lia si?.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke si.

Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.
Kiyon…
Kiyon ki doctor ne kaha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.

Ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi.
Master: Tu late kiyon aai?
Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha si.
Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?
Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot hole hole chal riha si.

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.
Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bacche.

Jokes On Sardar:

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Sardar: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio’s label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio”.

Teacher: what do you call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: you can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.