Category — Punjabi Sardar Jokes

Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
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Sardar: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi.

Teacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!