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Punjabi Sms

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar vich
Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai si.
Student: Sir, menu eh vi pata hai tuhadi umar vich
Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke si.

Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi?
Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga.
Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda si

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, paji.
Santa: Mainu pata si tu vi vich bolna , iss lai tere vi vich gin liye.

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai.
Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar ke
mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.
Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

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