Category — Naughty Sms Jokes
Jokes In English
Jokes In English:
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Titanic was sinking.
Boy: How much the earth is far from here?
Girl: 1 kilo meter.
Boy jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”
girl: Downwards.
Sanju has to sell his dog. Raju wants to buy it.
Raju: Is this dog faithful ?
Sanju: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry with us.
A man: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
2nd man: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Sharma ji: Why have you increased speed of car?
Varma ji: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
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Sms Jokes
Sms Jokes:
Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute
and say love never dies.
Teacher: How Old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He become a father after I was born.
BOY : May I hold your hand ?
GIRL : No thanks, it is not heavy.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, but he has not come back yet!
Inspector: Why don`t you cook something else.
Orkut pe ladki pataayi,
Facebook pe baat chalaayi,
Twitter pe mother se milwayi,
Google pe shaadi karwayi.
Yahoo pe divorce hogaya,
Isi bahane computer course hogaya.
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