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• Husband - Raat Film Vich Ik Chudail

  Husband: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey... Wife: Kehri film si ? Husband: Apne vyah di movie si !

• English Law Prohibits A Man

  English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

• Listen And Silent

  Listen and silent are two words with same alphabets and are very important for friendship becoz only a friend can listen you when you are silent.

• NA CHAHOO KISI KO ITNA

  NA CHAHOO KISI KO ITNA...... KE... CHAHAT...... TUMHARI MAJBOOR BANJAYE..... CHAHO KISI KO ....... ITNA...... KI TUMHARA....... PYAAR USKI... ZAROORAT BAN JAAYE.......

• Love Starts Wit A Smile, Grows Wit

  Love starts wit a smile, grows wit a kiss & ends wit a tear. But Friendship starts wit eyes, grows wit understanding & ends wit death.

• Jab Kabhi Aapko Koi Gham

  Jab kabhi aapko koi gham satayein... Koi baat dilko na bhayein... Aankhon me sagar chhalkayein... Yaad karke dekhlena humhe... Kya pata shayad....... Aapke ek aanshu kam hojaye...

• A Man Said His Credit Card Was Stolen

  A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

• Kal Ho Aaj

  Kal ho aaj jaisa, Mahal ho taj jaisa, Phool ho gulab jaisa, aur Zindgi ke har kadam me DOST ho..... Oye Hello, MERE JAISA!...

• Teacher - Ritu Spell

  Teacher:Ritu spell "Blind Bird" RITU:B,l,n,d B,r,d Teacher:Where are the two i's?? RITU:Teacher a blind bird doesn't have eyes! Teacher:?????????

• New Is The

  New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

• Good Morning Kya

  Good morning kya? Bohat simple sa hai? Chalo ye lo.. GooD morning. Ye bhi simple hai? Nahi na yaar good ka "D" dekho change hai.

• Did You Hear

  Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble? He wanted to see her bust!

• He Replies, "Don't Take Chances

  He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

• If You Want To Be Happy For A

  If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

• 1 Bacha Paida

  1 bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola: mobile he kya? Nurse: karega kya Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya