Random Jokes

• Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi

  Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

• I Was Never Tired Of This Life

  I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

• A Woman Marries A Man Expecting

  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

• Banta - Life Ko Kaun Zyada Achhaa

  Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife? Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

• Doctor, doctor, Will

  'Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the viloin after the operation?' 'Yes, ofcourse..' 'Great! I never could before!'

• Teacher - Sach Aur Veham Me Kya

  Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya Farq hai. Santa : Aap jo humko pada rahe hain woh sach hai, lekin hum sab pad rahe hai... ye apka veham hai.

• I Have Rich

  I have rich heart. I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart, I m not Best but i will try my Best, I may not be Right every time but I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !

• Son - How Much Does It Cost To

  Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

• Kalam Uthayi Hai Lafs Nahi

  Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

• Once Someone Sent Sms To Santa

  Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan...

• Wife -I Will Die

  Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement

• Look Outside It's So

  Look outside it's so Pleasant! Moon smiling for U! Trees dancing for U! Birds singing for U bcoz I asked them all to wish U a very Happy Birthday.... "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

• Sardar Selected A Short Girl For

  Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

• Diya Gham Juddayi Ka Tune Sanam

  Diya gham juddayi ka tune sanam Rahega mujhe yaad tera karam Tere gham ko samjhenge hum zindagi Tujhe hum na bhoolnege teri qasam Tujh pe fida honge hum jaan se Mohabbat ka teri rakhenge bharam Abhi jitna hum chahte hain tujhe Hamesha is hi tarhan chahenge hum

• When WORDS R Not

  When WORDS r not enough 2 EXPRESS ur feelings, U think u'r in LUV na baba na U just NEED 2 join SPOKEN ENGLISH CLASS...Got it... Gudmrng:-)