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Boy: Excuse me.
Girl: Jee Kahiye.
Boy: Mere hone wale bachcho ki taraf se
aapko Happy Mother’s DAY….

I told my father that I want a blackberry or an apple.
He replied: Aam ka season hai beta aam kha.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

Museum Watchman: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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