Banta Joins Army, Given AK

Random Jokes

• From Monday To Sunday

  From Monday to Sunday, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings 4u have never changed, For me, you’ve always been… A SAR DARD!

• Gujarati Jokes

  Gujarati Jokes:   Aavta haso chho. Jata haso chho. Savare haso chho. Ratre haso chho. Sukh ma haso chho. Dukh ma haso chho. Tamne su lage chhe? Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo ! Nayan ma Vasya Chhe Jara yaad karjo, kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo, mane to padi chhe aadat tamne yaad k

• Life Is An

  Life is an echo; All comes back, The good, The bad, The false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a Great Day.

• I Might Run Out Of Cute Graphics

  I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but I'll never run out of this: care for you.

• Best Hindi Jokes Sms

  Once a dog was running behind Santa Singh,  but Santa was laughing. Banta asked: Why you are so happy and laughing ? Santa said : Are wah I have an Airtel mobile with me, but Still Hutch network is following me ! Interviewer Asked : How does a scooter run ? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrmm

• I Am Giving

  I am giving u 900 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends..U wl hv good news in 10mins.Trust me it wrks. check it out ur 10minz starts now.

• 9Falling In Love Is A Sweet Ambition

  9Falling in love is a sweet ambition,finding true love is a life time mission..Take my word, follow the Indian tradition& marry ur dad’s decision !

• After Marriage, Husband And Wife

  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can`t face each other, but still they stay together.

• Ur Precious Love

  Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel lik Im wlaking but my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

• The Man Approached A Very Beautiful

  The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

• In October 1993, in Iran, Where Celebratory

  In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it

• Jaanay Anjanay Mai Agar Mai Nai Aap

  Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho, Kabhi tang kiya ho, Badtamizi ki ho, - - - Us kai liye aap sai jo ho sakta hai karlo. - - - Hum sudharnay walon mai sai nahi hai.

• The Goal - Try To Make Your Home

  The Goal: try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

• Ungakitta Yenakku Romba

  Ungakitta yenakku romba pidichadhu 1. Anbu 2. Speech 3. Sirippu 4. Nadai 5. Udai 6. Style 7. Azhagu 8. Hair 9. Personality 10. Kanngall Idhu Yelaathaiyum vida Ivvallavu Poi solliyum, Padichikkittu Sirippeengalley Oru Sirppu ada ada adhu yenakku romba romba pidikkum.

• I'll Stand Here

  I'll stand here 4ever, If 4ever's what it takes, because u r my 4ever, and 4ever always waits.....