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GOLU: Tum bheekh kyon mangte ho kuchh kaam kyon nahi karte?
Bhikhari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey se fursat mille.

Ek aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ek Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.
Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi thodi der kabar ke bahar aaya hu.

Ek Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.
Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi?

Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.
Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

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