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Jokes On Sardar

Jokes On Sardar:

 

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.

Sardar: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio’s label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio”.

Teacher: what do you call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Sardar: you can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.

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