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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain aur10% interest ke hisab se vo 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuchh bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante?
Bania’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko khrid lunga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bech nahi rahaa hu.

Boy: kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha, lagta hai hamari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhare behan se milaa tha.

Examiner Sanju se: ye kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diya hai?
Sanju : safai ke liye 5 marks hai isliye.

Sanju: Raju, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khad hue aur bole: Kyon na soye, yeh jagah apni jaan de ke hasil ki hai.

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