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Random Jokes

• APP APNE LYE

  APP APNE LYE VALENTINE "DATE" TALASH KR RHE THE? . I FOUND SM 1 FOR U

• In Love

  In Love Rarely do we WIN But when LOVE is TRUE Even If We LOOSE We still Will WIN Just for having The privilege of LOVING SOMEONE, More than urself

• Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss

  Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

• Teacher - Class, We

  Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

• Nothing In This World Could Ever Be As

  Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

• Why Women Live

  Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.

• Pupil - My Teacher

  Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

• FreNz r 4-EvER

  FreNz r 4-evER liKE E starS taT kePt blinkin In E sky. THoUgh we MighT b Far Apart.. BUt I noE taT u r Still Near 2 Me WhnEveR I look up… Gd nite N sleep TiTE

• After A Quarrel, A Husband

  After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

• Once A Sardar Calls

  once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

• Sanju - My Brother

  Sanju: My brother walked over water the other day. Salil: How? Sanju: He used the bridge.

• Ikraar Mein Shabdon

  Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

• Teacher Asks Children

  Teacher asks children,what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want to be a doctor. Deepa: I want to be a good mother. Ravi: I want to help Deepa

• May Each Day

  "May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"

• They Say Marriages Are Made

  They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood