Will You Be

Random Jokes

• Chamkte Chand Ko

  Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight

• Nasha Aankho Me Hota Hai

  Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

• Marathi Sms

  Marathi Sms: Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient: Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi. Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te. Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel? DukandaR : 7 rupaye. Gavkari: Thi

• Interviewer - Aap Kisi MAHILA Mein

  Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?

• Arvind - How Do

  Arvind: How do you manage to catch fish at night? Tanuj: Easy, I use glow-worms for bait.

• Asin Parvane Sanu

  Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de, Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de. jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk, thehar sannu jandi vaari ''yaar''vekh lain de.

• What Is The Difference Between

  What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

• Girl - Is Dress

  Girl: is dress ki kia price hai? Shopkeeper: sirf 5 kiss Girl: aur us dress ki? Shopkeeper: sirf 10 kiss Girl: dono dress pack kardo, bill mairy daady dain ge.”

• Yamraj Ne Ek Ladke Ki

  Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

• Wen U Find Luv

  Wen u find luv...Treasure it...Take care of it...B true 2 it...Make gud use of it...Bcoz luv comes unseen...U can only c it...wen it's gone.

• Ek Sher Sunatha Hoon Bade Dhyan

  Ek sher sunatha hoon bade dhyan se sunu Ek sher sunatha hoon bade dhyan se sunu Mujhe sher nahi athe kisi aur se suno.

• As The Sky Breaks

  As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

• Thappar Maarnay Par Naraz Wife

  Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti."

• Dog Is Truly A Man's Best

  Dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

• Each Day Your

  Each day your smile becomes my morning star. I look at you and then my feelings shine. From you I learn far more than words You're the Poem that someday will be mine. Because u r my Valentine.