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Very Funny Sardar Jokes

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Sardar Jokes means unlimited entertainment. It’s easy to joke on a Sardar, but it’s too difficult to be a Sardar. Enjoy large collections of dirty and funny Sardar Jokes to make your day I’m not sure as to why there are jokes about these other communities but Sardar jokes are widely understood as not being mean or dirty. Sardar jokes are very funny and silly. You can view all Sardar SMS messages these are very funny sardarji sms jokes. Sardar literally means “a person of authority” or “soldier”, in Hindi or Punjabi and is applied to males. Sardars belong to the Sikh community in the northern state of Punjab in India.

This website contains jokes with Sardars in them. Sardar jokes are Very popular in India even if you are from South India.  These jokes celebrate the wit and fun loving nature of this community. So this is a people that celebrate life. There is no contempt in these jokes after all the Sikh community is the one community in India where you will never find beggars. A Sardar may have to do extremely back breaking work but he will not beg to nourish his family. The Sikh community is also one that suffered one of the cruelest group experiences of any village anywhere when the land that they had grown up on was split apart into two countries. Sardar jokes and really learning to celebrate life was a response of the Sikh people.

Funny Sardar Jokes:

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant”
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

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1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”
SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA…”

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Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar
“Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.”

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:”
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he broken the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said “JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI? Sardar’s wish: when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully
in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers
in the car he was driving.

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Once Banta got a party invitation saying….. Black tie only!
At the party, Banta ws very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also!!!!!!

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Santa (to his son): Itne km marks? Do thappad Marne chayiye…….!
Santa’s son: Han papa… chalo…mane us master ka ghar dekha hai…..!

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Santa nd Banta in a football stadium…
Santa: Paji, ye log ball se kya kar rahe hai?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:”lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai, or kitni gol Karenge?”

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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
“SALA Tracksuit pahen k dhoka De raha hai”.

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

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Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala Gaya
Santa raat KO phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar Mai daer se aayunga, tum kha kar so Jana

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Indian: I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?

American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms from first dad and five dads from my first mom.

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How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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