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  1. Sardar Ji: Hanne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: “Rishtey k liye 1 dab aye, Mana k liye 2 dab aye, Shadi k liye 3 dabaye.”
    Man: Hum Dusra Shadi k liye kya dabaye?
    Sardar Ji: Dusra shaadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabaye..!
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  2. Football Male Hai Ya Female??
    ?
    ?
    ?

    Aare Jake Piche 11 Ladke Underwear
    Peahen Ke Bag Rahe Ho VO Female Hi Hog Na.
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  3. Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi AA Saki.
    Ladka: Chal Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi or Ko De Deta Hun.
    Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi AA Sakti. waise Abhi Kahan Ho Tum?
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  4. Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath he,
    Agar pass karde to kya bat he.
    God-Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
    Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
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  5. Dad: result ka kya hua
    Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur ek bad news
    Dad: tu good news Bata pehle.
    Son: mai pass ho gya.
    Dad: great, aur bad news.
    Son: who jo good news bola na who galat hai.
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  6. Train mai ek husband apni wife say:
    tujhe sa shaadi kar ke pachta raha hun
    dil karta hai tujhey kuttay k agaye dal dun
    samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
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  7. Gabbar-ye hath mujhe dede thakur
    Thakur-nai
    In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
    Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
    Ye kabhi msg nai krta
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  8. Request The Pleasure Of Your Company To
    Attend
    The Marriage Of Their Beloved Son
    ‘Gulab Jaman’
    With
    ‘Miss Chamcham’

    R.S.V.P!
    Mr& Mrs. ‘Qalaqand’
    Mr & Mrs. ‘Pateesa’

    Venue:
    Pastry Hall,
    Near Burfi Chowk, Khoya Nagar.

    Oye Aana Zarror
    “LADDU”
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  9. Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
    Santa asks: Who r u?
    Wife: How dare u forget Ur wife?
    Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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  10. Bola dukaan daar ke kya chahiye tumhe
    Jo bhi kaho Ge meri dukaan per WO payoge
    Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
    bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
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