Category — Urdu Sms Jokes

Papa : Tum ess baar bhi fail ho gaye. Samne Somya ko dekho.
Usne top kiya hai, kuch to sharam karo.
Beta : Papa, ussey hi dekhta raha tabhi to fail ho gaya !!!

Once Santa was raping a girl. And that Girl was shouting loudly.

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Girls of 1995 – “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
Girls of 2010 – “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)