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Random Jokes

• In A Year I M - 365 Days

  In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U 8760 hours Thinking of U 5,25,600 Minutes Missing U 3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U

• When A Man Opens The Door Of His

  When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new. --Anonymous

• If Time Doesn't Wait For You

  If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

• I'm Enthralled

  I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma & spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine Day with you. Happy Valentine's Day.

• Banta Asked Santa

  Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

• At A Football Match Ground

  At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. sardar: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey. if u like this SMS send me on...03004401587

• Faqat Is Liye

  Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon main jana chhor diya Faraz... K koi puch he na le k... "Aaj kal kahan JOB kar rahy hain?" From: Berozgar Engineers Association.

• You Are The Sun In My Day,

  You are the sun in my day, The wind in my sky, The waves in my ocean, And the beat in my heart.

• Vishwas Uth Gaya

  Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 455 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas

• Jeeto - Ek Baat Batani Hai, Par Plz

  Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. Santa: Bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It's a gud News. Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

• Zakham Inne Gehre

  Zakham Inne Gehre Izhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye, Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....

• One Day Sardar Happened To See

  One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

• Behte Ashko Ki Jubaan Nahi

  behte ashko ki jubaan nahi hoti, lafzo main mahobbat bayan nahi hoti, mile jo pyar tumhe to uski hifajat karna, takdir har kisi par maherbaan nahi hoti...

• Kalam Uthayi Hai Lafs Nahi

  Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

• Paani Ki Boondain

  Paani ki boondain pholon ko mehka rahi hain,Thandi hawain tazgi jaga rahi hain,Ho jao app bhi is main Shamil,Pyaari si subah appko jaga rahi hai ..GOOD MORNING.