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• I Have Given

  I have given some marvelous persons a special place in my heart. And u happen to be the one among them topping the list. Good night and lots of sweet & salty dreams. Cuddle up and sleep tight.

• In October 1993, in Iran, Where Celebratory

  In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it

• Son - I Can't

  Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!

• Keeping A Place For Me

  Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.

• Hey U R 1

  Hey, u r 1 year older now, 1 year smarter now, 1 year bigger now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. “HAPPY BIRTH DAY”

• Friends Are Just Like

  Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you.

• Veeru - Basanti In Kutton Ke Aage

  Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna. Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

• Bindaas Sone Ka

  Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. !!

• It's A Nice Feeling When You Know That

  it's a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birhtday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

• Patient - Doctor, If I

  Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

• 2 Sardars Looking At Egyptian Mummy

  2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

• Teacher - Shamu, Go

  Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!

• A Woman Is

  A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this happens, she says, "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man replies, "Don't ask me l

• Tireness Draws Across

  Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! Sweet Dreams!

• If It Is Dry

  "If it is dry - Add Moist: If it is moisten - Add dryness." Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist.