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Random Jokes

• Hasi Ke Liye Gam Kurban

  Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

• Bindaas Sone Ka

  Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. !!

• Once Someone Sent Sms To Santa

  Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan...

• 10% Of road accidents Are Due To Drunken

  10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

• Sardar On Phone

  Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

• 2 Paracetamol

  2 Paracetamol 2 Brufen Aur 1 Teaspoon Haldi Garam Milk main daal kr pee lo Dard main aram a jae ga. Akhir 7 Laakh Hajeon Ne 7, 7 Pathar maray hain.

• Sawaal - Biwi Maikay Jaa Kar Shohar

  Sawaal: Biwi maikay jaa kar Shohar ko har roz phone kyon karti hai???? Jawab: Taa kay Shohar ko yaad rahy k Museebat abhi tali nahi, phir aany wali hai.

• Kissi Ney Sardar

  kissi ney sardar ji key ghar ki dewaar parr likha: PARDNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI toh sardar ji ko bohut ghosa aya. usney yeh mitta kar udher likh diya: LIKHNEY WALLA BEYWAKOOF HAI

• Wife Was Making Fried Eggs For Her

  wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitc..

• Santa - Oye Kya

  Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bara Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga

• I Am Sorry

  I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track With love this wish is sent your way, for a very special kind of day

• Santa Singh Was

  Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week. So Banta asked him one day: Arre ..yaar, kyon itni acchi lagi kya, ki roz har show ke liye aa rahe ho?. Santa replied with a bit of embarassment on his face: ..heh ..heh ...Ek scene hai - jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai l

• Patient - I've Had

  Patient: I've had this bad cough all week and it still isn't any better! Doctor: Well, keep practicing!

• Why Did The Moron

  Q: Why did the moron take a bicycle to bed? A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

• What A Married Man Says After Years Of

  What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.