The Museum Curator

Random Jokes

• Every Second GOD

  Every Second GOD remembers u......... Every Minute GOD miss u........ Every hour God cares for u..... Bcoz........ Every Day I pray to GOD To Take care of u........

• Once A Sardar Jee Meets

  Once a sardar jee meets a woman on the street, askes her out, woman said"" I am on my menstrual cycle"", sardar Jee replied, no problem makhna, u proceed in ur manstrual cycle, i-ll follow u in my Honda accord.

• Ek Sardar Ji Ke Ghar

  ek sardar ji ke ghar daka par jata hey, woh police station report darj karwane gaye to police wale ne pooch, sardar jee chor kitne they aur aap kitne they.sardar jee kehne lage,mein te mera pio kalley see, oh te oda danda do see.

• The More U

  The more u count your blessings, The more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day! Good Morning! Have a nice day!

• Kyon Chann Vekhaan

  Kyon Chann Vekhaan Koi Lodd nahin, RAJNI Tere jeha koi hor nahi, Kadi sochya si ek tere jehi soorat nu pyaar sikhawange, Koi heer jo milay sayalaan di Ranjhey de bhes vatawange, Tusin mil paye koi thod nahin, RAJNI tere jeha koi hor nahin

• Men Have A Better Time Than Women

  Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken

• Y Do We Close

  Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen I close my eyes I c u!

• Q - Why did

  Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Because his mother is in a jam.

• Sehmi Si Nighahon Mein Khawab

  Sehmi si nighahon mein khawab jaga denge hum Sooni c raahon mein phool bicha denge hum AAP Muskurane ka wada to kijiye Aapka har gam bhula denge hum.....

• Teacher - Can I

  Teacher: Can I have your homework, Sumangal? Sumangal: I haven't got it, Miss. Teacher: What do you mean? Why haven't you got it? Sumangal: I made a paper plane out of it, and someone hijacked it!

• TEACHER - If You

  TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? JOHNNY: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. JOHNNY(sadly): You don’t know my father.

• Jugnu Singh Got Up In The Middle

  Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven." "Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up in the m

• A Smile Is

  A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away. Hope u share lots and receive lots for days to come Happy Birthday !

• Santa - Dr. Saab

  Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion. Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai? Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !

• Bith Gaya Jo

  Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*