Hindi Jokes » Teacher Student Jokes http://www.hindijokes.in Jokes In Hindi, Latest Hindi Sms Jokes, Best New Santa Banta Hindi Jokes Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:31:03 +0000 en hourly 1 Marathi Jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/marathi-jokes.html http://www.hindijokes.in/marathi-jokes.html#comments Wed, 10 Aug 2011 06:58:15 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=8196 Marathi Jokes:

 

Bhikari: Dada, kahitari khayla dya.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Poli nahitar shila bhat dya dada.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Bare, tamatech khau ghala.

Totaramchi Baiko(baher yeun): Are, he totre boltat…tula saangtahet ki KAMAKE KHA.

 

Professor: tumhi roj 8 taas tari zople pahije.

Students (ekasurat): Kase shakkya aahe sir? College fakt 5 taasach aste.

 

Waiter: Shethji, 10 rupaye tip mhanje maza apman aahe!

Shethji: Accha…..mag kaay tuza satkaar karu?

Waiter: Kamit kami 20 rupaye tar dya!

Shethji: Are 20 rupaye deun mi tuza duppat apman karu icchit nahi.

 

TC: Ajibai tikitache purn paise dya.

Ajibai: Mi student ahe.

TC: Accha kontya shalet?

Ajibai: Te kashala sangu?

TC: Mazhya Ajiche admission karayche ahe.

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/marathi-jokes.html/feed 0 The Sunday School http://www.hindijokes.in/the-sunday-school.html http://www.hindijokes.in/the-sunday-school.html#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:53:03 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=5767 The sunday school teacher asked softly: “Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?”
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
“It wasn’t me,” he said timidly. “I’m from Pittsburg.”

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All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya.
Teacher: “Sharanya, don’t you want to go heaven?”
Sharanya: “Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school.”

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Student: So that the birds don’t bump their heads.

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-why-is.html/feed 0 Teacher To Pupil http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-to-pupil.html http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-to-pupil.html#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:43:32 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=5639 Teacher to pupil: Why are you only wearing one glove?
Pupil: Because the weather forecast said, “It might be cold, but on the other hand it might be hot”!

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Kamal: If I did, you’d find out my spelling was dreadful too!

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-your-handwriting.html/feed 0 Teacher To Student http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-to-student-2.html http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-to-student-2.html#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:05:43 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=5003 Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

]]> http://www.hindijokes.in/teacher-to-student-2.html/feed 0 A Student Attached http://www.hindijokes.in/a-student-attached.html http://www.hindijokes.in/a-student-attached.html#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:37:10 +0000 jokes http://www.hindijokes.in/?p=4998 A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark” The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep Th

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they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture

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In which Situation will you say: “Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!

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