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Marathi Jokes

Marathi Jokes:

 

Bhikari: Dada, kahitari khayla dya.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Poli nahitar shila bhat dya dada.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Bare, tamatech khau ghala.

Totaramchi Baiko(baher yeun): Are, he totre boltat…tula saangtahet ki KAMAKE KHA.

 

Professor: tumhi roj 8 taas tari zople pahije.

Students (ekasurat): Kase shakkya aahe sir? College fakt 5 taasach aste.

 

Waiter: Shethji, 10 rupaye tip mhanje maza apman aahe!

Shethji: Accha…..mag kaay tuza satkaar karu?

Waiter: Kamit kami 20 rupaye tar dya!

Shethji: Are 20 rupaye deun mi tuza duppat apman karu icchit nahi.

 

TC: Ajibai tikitache purn paise dya.

Ajibai: Mi student ahe.

TC: Accha kontya shalet?

Ajibai: Te kashala sangu?

TC: Mazhya Ajiche admission karayche ahe.

August 10, 2011   No Comments


The Sunday School

The sunday school teacher asked softly: “Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?”
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
“It wasn’t me,” he said timidly. “I’m from Pittsburg.”

November 12, 2009   No Comments

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