12Nov/09
The Sunday School
The sunday school teacher asked softly: "Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?"
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
"It wasn't me," he said timidly. "I'm from Pittsburg."
11Nov/09
Teacher – All Those
Teacher: "All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up."
All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya.
Teacher: "Sharanya, don't you want to go heaven?"
Sharanya: "Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school."
10Nov/09
Teacher – Why Is
Teacher : Why is the sky so high?
Student: So that the birds don't bump their heads.
7Nov/09
Teacher To Pupil
Teacher to pupil: Why are you only wearing one glove?
Pupil: Because the weather forecast said, "It might be cold, but on the other hand it might be hot"!