Random Jokes

• Wen U Find Luv

  Wen u find luv...Treasure it...Take care of it...B true 2 it...Make gud use of it...Bcoz luv comes unseen...U can only c it...wen it's gone.

• I Have The

  I have the “i” i have the “l” i have the “o” I have the “v” i have the “e” so pls can i have “u”.

• The Smiling Moon

  The smiling moon the silent night the cool breeze outside and all the shining stars are wishing you to close your eyes.Good Night.SweetDream

• Subah Aati Hai Rula Jati

  Subah aati hai rula jati hai, Shaam aati hai samjha jati hai, Tanhai aakar ye pooch jati hai, Kya unhe bhi tumhari yaad aati hai.

• Trish - My Stomach

  Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

• What Is The

  What is the difference between a boy and a girl? A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

• Aik Daffa Eik Sardar G

  aik daffa eik Sardar g apni sister kai saath motor cycle per jaa rahe thay- rastay mai sardar g ke dost mil gaye unho nai sardar g ko kaha ""Sardar g aaj tou bari mashooq bethai hui hai "" Sardar g nai jawab diya ""Begairtou mashooq hogi tumhari meri tou behn hai""

• 1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING

  1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!! HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED AT 3RD HE REALISE "OH sh*t" ,,, I AM BANTA

• Patient - Doctor, I

  Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell. Doctor: Go home, and I'll give you a ring later.

• It's A Nice Feeling When You Know That

  it's a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birhtday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

• MOON Has Come

  MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night… Sweet Dreams..!

• Cupid 2 Represent

  Cupid 2 represent valentines day I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

• Hello & Hi

  Hello & Hi ,Slowly~Slowly ~Open~ UR Eyes Getup From UR Bed & Go To The Window THAT The Great SUN is W8ing 2 Say *U* GØøD:MörNinG

• Titanic Was Sinking

  1. Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

• New Year's

  New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.