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Physics Teacher – It

Physics teacher: “It was only after an apple fell on Newton’s head that he discovered gravity. Now children, tell me why is there no gravity on the moon?”
One of the students replied: “Simple Ma’am, there are no apple trees on the moon.”

Before The Test

Before the test began, Ravi raised his hand.
“Yes, what do you want to say?” asked the teacher.
“Only that father said someone is sure to get beaten up if I don’t get good marks in my test this time.”