TEACHER TO A CHILD (RAJ) : RAJ IF THE WORLD WAR THREE WILL COME THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
RAJ TO TEACHER : SIR IN HISTORY SUBJECT ONE CHAPTER WILL INCREASE.

Boy: My Father’s name is Laughing and my Mother’s name is Smiling.
Teacher: U must be Kidding.
Boy: No, That is my brother I am joking.