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Principal – Why Are

jokes — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:07:17 +0000

Principal: “Why are you late to school this morning?”
Teacher: “I overslept.”
Principal: “What? Do you sleep at home as well?”

Teacher – Can I

jokes — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:27:00 +0000

Teacher: Can I have your homework, Sumangal?
Sumangal: I haven’t got it, Miss.
Teacher: What do you mean? Why haven’t you got it?
Sumangal: I made a paper plane out of it, and someone hijacked it!

Rishi – Two From

jokes — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:11:43 +0000

Rishi: Two from five equals one.
Teacher: Now you know that’s not right!
Rishi: Yes, it is.
Teacher: Give me an example.
Rishi: The word ‘alone’ has five letters. Take the first two away, and you’re left with ‘one’!

Teacher – Why Are

jokes — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:22:18 +0000

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Boy: I dreamt that I was at a football match and it ran into extra time, so I had to stay to the end.

Teacher – If We

jokes — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:18:52 +0000

Teacher: If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
Pupil: Nitrogen?

Teacher – There Is

jokes — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:09:36 +0000

Teacher: There is no difficulty in the world we cannot overcome.
Pupil: Have you ever tried squeezing the toothpaste back into the tube, Sir?

I Have Read

jokes — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:08:28 +0000

“I have read your essay about your house,” scowled the professor, “and it’s exactly the same as your brother’s from last year.”
“Of course,” says the student, “It’s the same house.”

Teacher – Your Handwriting

jokes — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:47:23 +0000

Teacher: Your handwriting is dreadful, Kamal. You must learn to write better.
Kamal: If I did, you’d find out my spelling was dreadful too!

Mother – What Was

jokes — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:28:24 +0000

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

Principal – Do You

jokes — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:22:17 +0000

Principal: Do you do your homework?
Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it?
Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!!
Kid: Hey, When will I get out?
Principal: Oh, sooner or later