Random Jokes

• Aik Dost Ne Kaha Ke

  aik dost ne kaha ke mein aur mere dost sardar ney programme banaya France jane ka England se.Hum apne passports bhi saath le gahe jab hum ne apne passpotrs deeye to check kerne wala bahut hansa aur kaha aap ja sakte hain magar sardar sahib nahin jasakte.Hum pareeshaan ho gaee to os ne bataya ke yeh

• In A Year I M - 365 Days

  In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U 8760 hours Thinking of U 5,25,600 Minutes Missing U 3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U

• Phoolon Ki Tarah Phoolo

  Phoolon ki tarah phoolo tum, Baharo ki tarah zulo tum, Bus ye khwaish hai humko na bhulo tum.

• Woman - Will You Love Me

  woman: Will you love me after marriage also? man: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

• Hillary Was Shocked, But Said

  Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace.

• For Your Birthday

  for your birthday…….. i want to wish you a happy happy b’day & also want you to know that you a re loved by all of your friends. always take care. GOD bless you & ur family. love you

• English Law Prohibits A Man

  English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

• Mornings Are Beautiful

  Mornings are Beautiful Signs of Hope. It was created by Allah to let us know that Life does not end after the Sunset, Every Dawn is z New Life. Have a Wonderful Morning. Subha Bakhair Zindagi.

• Some friends forget

  Some friends forget … some move away Some friends forget Some move away Some keep silent Some just change But I’m not 1 of them. I’m here just 4 two moments .. now & 4ever…!!

• "HIEGHT OF BADLUCK"A person

  "HIEGHT OF BADLUCK"A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth) And.......... .His Wife recieve the phone.....!!. ............

• Milenge Milate Rahenge

  Milenge milate rahenge, Dosti ki yad dilate rahenge, Taj mahal to mahanga padega, Mumtaj banate rahenge.

• Teacher - I‘m Glad

  Teacher: I‘m glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though!

• Teacher - You Must

  Teacher: You must never begin a sentence with “I is …”, we donot use “is’” with “I” Clever Student: Then why we say, “I is a vowel”

• Doctar Pagal Se

  Doctar Pagal Se Tum Pagal Kaisy Huway Pagal: Main Ne 1 Bewa Se Shaadi Ki Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Kar Li Youn Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gae Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hoi Magr Main Uski Naani Ka hohar Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi B Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban

• Doctor - We Need

  Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.