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Friends Are Like

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:31:36 +0000

Friends are like the colour pencils ,
they colour our lives ,
I may not be your favourite COLOUR ,
But hope you will need me some where to complete ur picture

Get Cool And

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:08:29 +0000

Get Cool and Funny Rplies:- But first Reply to me
In which Situation will you say: “Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!

Teacher – What Are

jokes — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:10:56 +0000

Teacher: What are you reading?
Pupil: I don‘t know
Teacher: But your reading aloud?
Pupil: But I‘m not listening!

Ramu – My Father

jokes — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:35:11 +0000

Ramu: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

STUDENT – Daddy, Have

jokes — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:41:02 +0000

STUDENT : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
STUDENT: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Arugil Irundhum Peasa

jokes — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:07:22 +0000

Arugil Irundhum Peasa Mudiyavillai. .
Urimai Irundhum Keattkka Mudiyavillai. .
Yenna Kodumai Idhu.? . .
Oru Maannavan – . Exam Hall’il Irundhu.

Teacher – Tumhare Ghar

jokes — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:26:50 +0000

Teacher: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy?
Student: Mere Abbu!
Teacher: Wo kis tarah?
Student: Q k wo rozana Ammi k sath hi sotay hain.

5 Points Thät

jokes — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:08:19 +0000

5 points thät pröve “Ure a Nörmäl Stùdeñt”
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-”Kal se pakka”.
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.

Teacher – ‘Kisses’ Ko

jokes — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:49:44 +0000

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
Student: Aaj Subah Subah

A Typical Student

jokes — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:04:45 +0000

A typical student flipped a coin in th air
&
said: If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch tv”
&
If it stands on th edge,”I ll study”