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An MBBS Student

jokes — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:06:25 +0000

An MBBS Student had finished his course & was performing his 1st operation
Soonafter finishing he prayed 2 GOD, Lord,Accept my 1 st Gift 4 u

A Student Attached

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:37:10 +0000

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark” The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep Th

Aik Student Jo

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:39:58 +0000

Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,
Raat ko 3 baje uth ke namaz parhne ke baad Dua mangne laga,
“Mola sab so rahe hein aur mein teri ibadat kar raha hoon”.
To brabar wale bed se us ke room mate ne awaz lagayi,
“Kameeny tu apni Dua maang, hamari shikayat kiu kar raha hai”..

Teacher – Can Anyone

jokes — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:39:50 +0000

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?
Pupil: 12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!

My Father Speaking

jokes — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:40:36 +0000

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won‘t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Teacher – What Is

jokes — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:44:55 +0000

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

Teacher – Can Anyone

jokes — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:36:02 +0000

Teacher:” Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ”
Johnny:” Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

Teacher – Because Of

jokes — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:28:56 +0000

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday

Question – What Is

jokes — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:01:49 +0000

Question: What is the full form of math.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher – What Happened

jokes — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:55:30 +0000

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.