The sunday school teacher asked softly: “Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?”
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
“It wasn’t me,” he said timidly. “I’m from Pittsburg.”

Teacher: “All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up.”
All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya.
Teacher: “Sharanya, don’t you want to go heaven?”
Sharanya: “Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school.”