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Teacher – Why Are

jokes — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:51:35 +0000

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad do it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Teacher – Dhiraj, Say

jokes — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:28:42 +0000

Teacher: Dhiraj, say something beginning with “I”.
Boby: I is ..
Teacher: No, Dhiraj, you must say I ‘m ..
Dhiraj: All right, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

The Sunday School

jokes — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:53:03 +0000

The sunday school teacher asked softly: “Who led the children of Israel out of Egypt?”
No answer.
The teacher pointed to a little boy at the back of the room and asked him .
“It wasn’t me,” he said timidly. “I’m from Pittsburg.”

Teacher – All Those

jokes — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:44:16 +0000

Teacher: “All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up.”
All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya.
Teacher: “Sharanya, don’t you want to go heaven?”
Sharanya: “Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school.”

Teacher – Why Is

jokes — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:57:32 +0000

Teacher : Why is the sky so high?
Student: So that the birds don’t bump their heads.

Teacher To Student

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:05:43 +0000

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

A Student Attached

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:37:10 +0000

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note to His exam Paper N Wrote
“Rs 1 For 1 Mark” The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
“U Got 19 Marks,Keep Th

Get Cool And

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:08:29 +0000

Get Cool and Funny Rplies:- But first Reply to me
In which Situation will you say: “Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!

Teacher – What R The People

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:02:41 +0000

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Teacher Asked A

jokes — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:58:19 +0000

Teacher asked a student,”Lectur E kaisa hona chahiye?” Student,”MINI SKIRT jaisa, jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe