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What’s The Similarity Between MOBILE

Joker — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:01:46 +0000

What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel “aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta”

How wives call their husbands

Joker — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:58:49 +0000

How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE

Things In

Joker — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:57:24 +0000

Things in
Boys room b4 marrge-
Perfums,
Luv lettrs,
Gifts,
F’shp bands,
Cards,
Snaps
Aftr marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan papers
Unpaid bills.
etc

Thappar Maarnay Par Naraz Wife

Joker — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:54:51 +0000

Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti.”

Wat Is D Diffrence Betwn Love

Joker — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:52:26 +0000

Wat is d diffrence betwn love & arrange marriage?
Ans:Hum khud jake khai me kud jaye to love
aur 200-300 log milke dhakka de to arrange..

Diff Betwn Gulfnd & Wife

Joker — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:50:58 +0000

Diff betwn gulfnd & wife
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake

A Beggar – ‘Oh Sundari

Joker — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:47:40 +0000

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

Husband Wife Ki Godh Mein Leta Hua

Joker — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:45:46 +0000

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His

Joker — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:58:50 +0000

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

A Man Said His Credit Card Was Stolen

Joker — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:51:49 +0000

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.