Punjabi Jokes
Punjabi Jokes:
Santa te Banta kisi da afsos karan gaye.
Ik kudi Bante de gal lag ke ron lag payi.
Santa to girl: Idhar aao ji, eh mere vi ohi lagde si jo Bante de lagde si.
Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar vich Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lia si?.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke si.
Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.
Kiyon…
Kiyon ki doctor ne kaha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.
Ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi.
Master: Tu late kiyon aai?
Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha si.
Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?
Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot hole hole chal riha si.
Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.
Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.
Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bacche.
August 10, 2011 No Comments
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes:
Santa: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it is already raining.
Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Santa apni ne apni girlfriend ko I love you kaha aur gir gaya
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi chhoti chhoti cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar dekh.
Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga!
Judge: Bewkuf andha kaise hoga?
Santa:Main CHASHMA kaise pehnuga?
Santa aur uski wife kahin ja rhe the. raste main ek gadha mila.
Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Santa: Namaste SASURJI.
August 10, 2011 No Comments