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Sardar Jokes

Sardar Jokes:

 

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said : My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.

One day a dog was running behind a Sardar… But Sardar was laughing.
A man asked: Why you are so happy?
Sardar said : Because I have an Airtel mobile with me…
But Still Hutch network is following me.

A Man asked to a Sardar: Akal badhi ya bhains?
Sardar: Pehle dono ki date of birth to batao.

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
Seeing this he said India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.

Sardar: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
A man: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Sardar: I didn’t say he got out.

Santa Banta

Santa Banta:

 

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa: “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Which direction?

Santa: Downwards.

 

Santa:- Which is better?

Google or Yahoo..?

Banta- Oh wait.I will search it on Google.

 

Santa: What are the people of Turkey called?

Banta: I don’t know.

Santa: They are called Turks.

Now What are the people of Germany called?

Banta: They are called Germs.

 

 

 

 

Teacher to santa: where were you born?

Santa: Thiruvananthapuram

Teacher: can u spell it?

Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

 

Santa: Why did a man throw the butter out of the window?

Banta: He wanted to see butterfly.