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Sardar Jokes

1 ladka der raat se ghar par pahuncha….
Papa: Kaha the itni der?
Ladka: Friend ke ghar par.
Papa ne 10 doston ke ghar phone lagaya….
2 friends: Yanhi par hai uncle, padh raha hai.
3 friends: Abhi nikla hai uncle, ghar pahunchta hi hoga.
4 friends: Yanhi par tha uncle.
Sardar’s Son: Han papa bolo, kya hua?

Sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui par uski lash muskurate hue mili.
Bhagwan ne poocha: Aisa kyun?
Sardar Bola : Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor: What’s your problem?
Sardarji: I keep forgetting things.
Doctor: Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji: What problem?

Sardar joined new job. First day, he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Comedy Jokes:

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain aur10% interest ke hisab se vo 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuchh bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante?
Bania’s son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko khrid lunga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bech nahi rahaa hu.

Boy: kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha, lagta hai hamari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhare behan se milaa tha.

Examiner Sanju se: ye kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diya hai?
Sanju : safai ke liye 5 marks hai isliye.

Sanju: Raju, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khad hue aur bole: Kyon na soye, yeh jagah apni jaan de ke hasil ki hai.