Here some top Funny Hindi Sms Messages are available for your Mobile Phones:

Funny Hindi Sms

Life me hamesha haste raho, Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho, Gungunate raho, Khush raho,
Taki tumhe dekh log samajen k tum..
Unmarried ho.

Agar koi hame acccha
lagte hai to, achha wo nahi
acche hum hai…
&
Agar hume koi bura lagta hai to
jaan lo ki, bura wohi hai kyo ki
hum to achhe hi hai na.

Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Suicide karne ke liye
Santa: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Laloo’s Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?
Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

Funny Hindi Sms:

Boy: Xcuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

Aadmi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Husband: Google.

Aadmi: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Husband: Sawaal ek karo, jawab 100 milte hain.

Patni(Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye

sochti hun ki apani sari  jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan

kar dun.

Ye sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.

Patni – Tum  kahan ja rahe ho?

Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana.

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,

Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari…..

Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabhi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Raju: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?