Hindi Jokes » Mother and Kid Jokes

This Kid Said

jokes — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:37:24 +0000

This kid said to me, ‘My dad can beat your dad up.’
I said to him, ‘That’s nothing. So can my mum.’

Mother – Son, What

jokes — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:39:25 +0000

Mother: Son, what do you think of your new teacher?
Son: He’s okay, but a bit strict.
Mother: What do you mean strict?
Son: Well, he thinks that words can only be spelt one way.

Mother – Why So Low

jokes — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:56:38 +0000

Mother: “Why so low marks.”
Sonu: “This is the highest among the failures.”

Baby Camel – Mum

jokes — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:03:55 +0000

Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump?
Mum Camel: They’re for storing fat out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Why do we have hooves, then?
Mum Camel: So our feet don’t sink into the hot sand.
A moment later…
Baby Camel: Right. So why do we have all this stuff if we live in the London Zoo?

Charlie – Mom, Remember

jokes — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:22:03 +0000

Charlie: Mom, remember how you always worried that I’d break your best teacups if I played with them?
Mom: Yes, I remember.
Charlie: Well, your worries are over.

Mum – Come On

jokes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:16:25 +0000

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school.
Bunty: I don’t want to go to school.
Mum: You must go.
Bunty: But I don’t want to go. The teachers don’t like me, the children don’t like me – even the caretaker doesn’t like me.
Mum: That may be so, but you still have to go.
Bunty: Why?
Mum: Because you’re the headmaster!

Mother – Now, Dhruv

jokes — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:20:49 +0000

Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner at Parth’s house, use your knife and fork properly.
Dhruv: Mummy, is it necessary that I use a knife and fork?
Mother: Of course you must!
Dhruv: But the soup will never stay on them!