Tag Archive for Mother and Kid Jokes

This Kid Said

This kid said to me, ‘My dad can beat your dad up.’
I said to him, ‘That’s nothing. So can my mum.’

Mother – Son, What

Mother: Son, what do you think of your new teacher?
Son: He’s okay, but a bit strict.
Mother: What do you mean strict?
Son: Well, he thinks that words can only be spelt one way.