Yun raton ko na jago,
So liya karo
Yun dil mei aansu na roko,
Ro liya karo
Baal to bohat achay banaty ho
Kabi moonh bhi dho liya karo

A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law’s Bed.
Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.