Marathi Jokes:

Bhikari: Dada, kahitari khayla dya.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Poli nahitar shila bhat dya dada.

Totaram: Tamate kha.

Bhikari: Bare, tamatech khau ghala.

Totaramchi Baiko(baher yeun): Are, he totre boltat…tula saangtahet ki KAMAKE KHA.

Professor: tumhi roj 8 taas tari zople pahije.

Students (ekasurat): Kase shakkya aahe sir? College fakt 5 taasach aste.

Waiter: Shethji, 10 rupaye tip mhanje maza apman aahe!

Shethji: Accha…..mag kaay tuza satkaar karu?

Waiter: Kamit kami 20 rupaye tar dya!

Shethji: Are 20 rupaye deun mi tuza duppat apman karu icchit nahi.

TC: Ajibai tikitache purn paise dya.

Ajibai: Mi student ahe.

TC: Accha kontya shalet?

Ajibai: Te kashala sangu?

TC: Mazhya Ajiche admission karayche ahe.