A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.
“I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said.
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”
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05
Dec 2009
A Guy Took
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05
Dec 2009
LAW OF TELEPHONE
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When U dial a wrong number, U never get a busy signal…
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool when dropped, will roll to most inaccessible corner…
LAW OF TRAFFIC: If U change lane, the one U were in before will start moving faster…
LAW OF ENCOUNTER: Probability of meeting Someone U know increases when U are with Someone U don’t want to be seen with…
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:Anything is possible if U don’t know what U are talking about…!
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