Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

A man said to his wife: “Honey, what do you say that tonight we
change positions?”
“OK,”
she said : “You stand by the ironing board and I’ll lie on
the sofa and watch TV.”