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Get Cool And

jokes — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:08:29 +0000

Get Cool and Funny Rplies:- But first Reply to me
In which Situation will you say: “Kash NABEEL saath hota tou……? REPLY me…!!

Teacher – In This

jokes — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:23:47 +0000

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Timmy: You can’t fool me, Teacher…snakes don’t have feet.

My Father Speaking

jokes — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:40:36 +0000

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won‘t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!

A Child Comes

jokes — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:35:44 +0000

A child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?“
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.“

Ramu – My Father

jokes — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:35:11 +0000

Ramu: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Ramu – “How Should

jokes — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:28:00 +0000

Ramu: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Shamu: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

Teacher – Why Are

jokes — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:17:25 +0000

Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Teacher – Daddy, Have

jokes — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:00:22 +0000

Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Kissing A Woman

jokes — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:14:49 +0000

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect At her LIPS is Love CHEEKis Heroism NECK is Lust BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

Teacher – You Are

jokes — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:00:27 +0000

Teacher: You are not at all paying any attention to me. Are you having any trouble in hearing what I am saying?
Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble in listening to you!