Marathi Sms:

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi.
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

Gavkari: 10 Rupayachya recharge var kiti talktime milel?
DukandaR : 7 rupaye.
Gavkari: Thik ahe rahilelya 3 rupayachi chocalates dya.

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte.

Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale, nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.

Hindi Sms Messages:

Kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chhupate rahe.

Jindagi jakhmo se bhari hai,
Waqt ko marham banana sikho,
Haarna to hai maut ke saamne,
Filhaal jindagi se jitna sikhlo.

Ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya

Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,
Teri chahat ne kuchh aisa gajab dhaya hai,
Khuda se kya mange,
Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.

Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriyan darmiya to parwah nahi,
Dost to har pal dil mein basaya jata hai.