Hindi Jokes

Hindi Sms:

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki,

chahat aapki majburi banjaye,

chaho kisi ko itna ki ,

aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye.

Tumhara aur mera rishta

ankho aur palko jaisa hai

agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai

aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai.

Neend apni bhula kar sulaye humko,

Aansu apne gira ker hasaye sabko,

Dard kabhi na dena us devi ke avtar ko,

Jamana kehta hai behan jisko.

Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,

Sagar se gehara koi nahi,

Ab aapki kya tariff karu,

Dosto mein aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi.

Kaash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte,

Kaash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte,

nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein

kaash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte.

Hindi sms:

Ankhon me teri kuchh armaan chod jayenge zindgi me teri kuch nishan chhod jayenge, Le jayenge bas ek kafan teri duniya se, Tere liye sara jahan chhod jayenge.

Bewafa toh woh khud thi,

par ilzaam kisi aur ko deti hai.

Pehle naam tha mera uske hothon par,

ab woh naam kisi aur ka leti hai.

Kabhi leti thi wada mujhse saath na chodne ka,

ab yeh wada kisi aur se leti hai.

Wohi raat ki khamoshi wohi tanhai,

Yeh hawa kisi ki yaad le aayi,

Hum toh beith kar uss chand ko dekh rahe the,

Phir na jane kiss ke liye yeh aankh bhar aayi.

Teacher: Which was the first silent hindi movie?

Sonu: If the movie was silent how could you know it was hindi?

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,

aankhon ko ik Sapna dikha diya aapne.

Hame zindgi to di khuda ne,

par Pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.