Random Jokes

• Somebody Up There

  Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!

• Es Naye Saal

  Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

• Some People Are More Dearer

  Some people are more dearer than others,The reason is not the happiness you feel when you met them, But it is the Emptiness you feel when they are not around You...

• He Didn't Get To Finish The Sentence

  He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

• Teacher - Usne Khud

  Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao. Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

• Hi My Dearest

  Hi my dearest friend i wish u a year ful of love,prosperity,brightness,success,happiness..very "Happy new year" friend!!!

• Kabhi Dost' Kehte

  Kabhi dost' kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho par jab bhi hume sms karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho

• Taron Ki Chamak

  Taron ki chamak k sath Jazbon ki mehak k sath Patton ki khanak k sath Baharon ki lehak k sath Yaadon ki barsat liye Duaon ki saugat liye Dil ki gehrai se Chand ki roshni se Phoolon k kagaz par Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz I LOVE U & HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

• A Sunday School

  A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? ” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

• I Believe That God Above Created

  I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!

• Have U Ever

  Have u Ever Thought While Sleeping If The Fan Breaks & Falls On Ur Head Or Lizard Climbs Up Ur Bed & Start Walking On Ur Neck Or A Green Snake Goes Into Ur Nose Or A Cockroach Goses Through Ur Mouth & Comes Out Through Ur Ears Any How Sleep Peacefully Good Nite

• Mother - Why So Low

  Mother: "Why so low marks." Sonu: "This is the highest among the failures."

• Moon Ne Off Ki

  Moon ne off ki lighting, Sun ne shuru k shining, Murghay ne di hai warning, K ho gai hai Morning, To main bhi bol don aapko "Good Mornging"

• On This Cool

  On this cool cool night,in ur cute cute room,from ur small small window look at the bright bright moon wishing u a soft soft good night.

• Pura Ho Aapke

  Pura ho aapke sare Aim, Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti. Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.